Phone's Ringing - I think most of us can identify with this! Published Cambridge News 9 October 2013

Phone’s Ringing…..

I can hear that its ringing

Its cheerfully singing

That loud jolly  jingle

I liked its bright dingle

So I chose that ring tone

Its all very fine when you’ve plenty of time

But I can’t find my phone

I endeavour to clutch
 In each hand a crutch

As I stumble and fumble to get round my home

Is it inside my purse?

Or the back kitchen table

Or behind the settee

I search where I’m able

While I hobble and curse

And now I’m too late

The phone has gone quiet

I need to follow the sound

While I search all around

I’m here on my own - so please ring my phone